Order early and you’ll get your very own in-game Pre-udder. It’s exactly what you think it is.
You can be a goat. No really, there are so many goats - If you want to be fancy you can wear the skins of tall goats, stripey goats, and many more.
Or dress up your goat in all kinds of nonsense, from rolls of toilet paper to tea trays. Put on a jetpack for all we care.
This time we hired ‘game designers’ and we’re told they’ve added ‘an ok amount of content’ - events, NPCs to mess with, physics, status effects, collectables, easter eggs, lies, betrayal, heartbreak.
They’ve added mini-games too, lots of mini-games - seven is a lot, right.