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P*ss M*ssile Distance Golf Balls, Dozen - 4-Layer Design, High-Compression Core, and Surlyn Cover - Lower Spin & Ideal Trajectory for Longer, Straighter Shots (Yellow)
Brand: Piss Missile
Condition: Used - Like New
$3331
$3799
-13% Save $468
Updated: 6 hours 8 mins ago
Description
• ONE DOZEN BALLS, READY TO LAUNCH – Stock your bag P*ss Missile and go have some fun; Our signature yellow distance balls are designed to give you maximum distance, and are highly visible - making them easy to spot on the course. Game on.
• 4-PIECE CONSTRUCTION FOR POWER & PRECISION – These bad boys are engineered to reduce spin, giving you a lower trajectory off the tee for those satisfying, straight shots. Perfect for golfers who want more drive and less slice. Distance is the name of the game.
• HIGH COMPRESSION CORE FOR MAXIMUM ENERGY TRANSFER – the inner core gives peak energy transfer and serious power behind every swing. You’ll feel and see it fly with low spin, higher velocity, and better flight path.
• BETTER FLIGHT CHARICTERISTICS – 352-dimple pattern and hard surlyn outer cover are ideal aerodynamics for lift + drag, reduced wind resistance, and stability. Crush fairways with a better flight path & more yardage.
• BALLS FOR ALL – Whether you're a high-handicapper, weekend warrior, or course regular - our balls are built for straighter shots and durability and follow size & weight guidelines/standards set by the USGA;
• NEW GENERATION OF GOLF - Golf gets a "snobby" rap, but it should be fun; while big ball brands maintain the status quo, we broke the mold to deliver affordability, quality, and fun for beginners and golfers of all skill levels.
P*ss M*ssile Golf Balls - Funny Name - Serious Golf
P*ss Missles have a 4-piece (multi layer) construction that features a high compression inner core and hard surlyn outer cover. The combination of design and materials produces a ball with lower spin, firmer feel, and lower trajectory. The result: longer, straighter shots.
On the tee box, distance is king, but the "big golf brands" have failed to deliver a ball that is truly designed for distance. We wanted to fix this and so we engineered a high-quality and affordable long distance ball that truly embraces the best elements of construction to deliver more yardage. Our balls are an great choice for high-handicappers, mid-handicappers, and low-handicappers alike. Whether you're a beginner, or a course regular, you'll experience the difference the peak energy transfer our high performance balls can make.
Why does a 4-piece ball matter?
During our R&D we saw that big-name manufacturers opted for cheaper materials and construction with only a two layers (aka 2-piece) and a soft urethane cover. This results in higher, shorter, flight paths due via high levels of spin, and increased hooking and slicing. While 2-piece balls are fine for driving ranges or putting - most golfers struggled with distance and accuracy.
Does Dimple Pattern or Design Matter?
Most definitely. The dimple pattern, like our 332 dimple design, compliments the ideal aerodynamics and flight characteristics for ideal distance. Dimple patterns influence drag, lift, and stability in the air. We incorporated these factors for better performance and reduced wind resistance.
High Visibility to Easily Find Your Ball.
Our signature yellow coloring and charismatic logo are immediately recognizable, making our balls easier to spot on the course.
So are these a gag?
Heck no! While we get asked if our balls are just a novelty or a joke - this couldn't be further from the truth. These yellow beauties with the best golf technology we could get our hands on, giving our customers a performance and affordability. PMG balls follow the standards / guidelines for size and weight established by the USGA (United States Golf Association).
Whether you’re a weekend warrior or just out for laughs, PMG balls will help you leave your mark on the course (reminder: be kind, take care of your divots). Whether your breaking course records or just looking to drive for distance, go crush tee boxes with a box of P*ss M*ssiles.
P*ss Missles have a 4-piece (multi layer) construction that features a high compression inner core and hard surlyn outer cover. The combination of design and materials produces a ball with lower spin, firmer feel, and lower trajectory. The result: longer, straighter shots.
On the tee box, distance is king, but the "big golf brands" have failed to deliver a ball that is truly designed for distance. We wanted to fix this and so we engineered a high-quality and affordable long distance ball that truly embraces the best elements of construction to deliver more yardage. Our balls are an great choice for high-handicappers, mid-handicappers, and low-handicappers alike. Whether you're a beginner, or a course regular, you'll experience the difference the peak energy transfer our high performance balls can make.
Why does a 4-piece ball matter?
During our R&D we saw that big-name manufacturers opted for cheaper materials and construction with only a two layers (aka 2-piece) and a soft urethane cover. This results in higher, shorter, flight paths due via high levels of spin, and increased hooking and slicing. While 2-piece balls are fine for driving ranges or putting - most golfers struggled with distance and accuracy.
Does Dimple Pattern or Design Matter?
Most definitely. The dimple pattern, like our 332 dimple design, compliments the ideal aerodynamics and flight characteristics for ideal distance. Dimple patterns influence drag, lift, and stability in the air. We incorporated these factors for better performance and reduced wind resistance.
High Visibility to Easily Find Your Ball.
Our signature yellow coloring and charismatic logo are immediately recognizable, making our balls easier to spot on the course.
So are these a gag?
Heck no! While we get asked if our balls are just a novelty or a joke - this couldn't be further from the truth. These yellow beauties with the best golf technology we could get our hands on, giving our customers a performance and affordability. PMG balls follow the standards / guidelines for size and weight established by the USGA (United States Golf Association).
Whether you’re a weekend warrior or just out for laughs, PMG balls will help you leave your mark on the course (reminder: be kind, take care of your divots). Whether your breaking course records or just looking to drive for distance, go crush tee boxes with a box of P*ss M*ssiles.
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Product Details
- SKU:
- awhd-us-b0djdtzz2v
- Country:
- US
- ASIN:
- B0DJDTZZ2V
- UPC:
- 198168240762
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